To my big brother:
1. Thank you for picking on me and calling me names. I
actually secretly love being called rat.
2. Thank you for teaching me common sense and survival tips…
3. …and how to shoot guns. I am now the most BA chick I know.
4. Thank you for the nightly burping and farting contests
when we were younger. I'm a champ.
5. Thank you for teaching me patience. Not that you taught
me how do be patient, but you give me
the practice I need.
6. Thanks for being the naughty child so now I can get away
with anything :)
7. Quit walking around the house without pants on, I don’t
care for your white legs.
8. Thank you for being the protective brother we both know you are,
even when you don’t show it, I know you care.
9. Thank you for giving me hard shoes to fill in high
school. All our teachers always liked you better.
10. Thank you for letting me borrow your clothes when I feel
the need to wear your comfy sweatshirts and/or not killing me when you find out I do
11. Thank you for not dating my friends…
12. …but anyone you do decide to date has to be pre-approved by
me.
13. I need your fashion advice every now and then…
14. …and your relationship/boy advice.
15. I can now become a lawyer because of how good I’ve gotten at arguing with you, so thank you for the practice.
16. I will always like the same things as you. No matter
what.
17. I’d pick you as my person in a zombie apocalypse.
18. You’re paying for mom and dad’s nursing home.
19. I can’t wait for you to get married so I can finally
have the sister I’ve always wanted. Get on that soon please.
20. I can’t wait for you to have kids so I can spoil my
little nieces and nephews. I want at least four.
21. I’ve always got your back.
22. Sorry about the times that I tattled on you…
23. … and got you in trouble.
24. Your secrets are always safe with me.
25. I’ll always volunteer as your designated driver.
26. I never mean to embarrass you in front of your friends…
27. …I honestly just want to hang out with you. All the time.
28. Your opinion matters to me…
29. …and I love receiving your advice.
30. All those times of locking me in my bedroom and tying me to
trees has really paid off. You’ve made me a stronger person.
31. I will always help you hide the body or bail you out of
jail.
32. Growing up, I always wanted to be just like you and do
everything that my big brother did, that’s probably why you find me so
annoying.
33. I don’t like it when you’re hurting; physically or
emotionally…
34. …so I’ll gladly beat someone up for you. Just tell me
who.
35. My friends think you’re attractive and that’s weird.
36. You’re a cool cat.
37. You’re an odd cookie.
38. You’re going to be a great husband and daddy.
39. You’re smart...but not as smart as me.
40. You’re a good singer, especially when you think no one
is home and you’re belting it out in the shower.
41. You’re a good dancer...after a couple drinks.
42. Please make wise decisions in life because as much as we
fight I never want to lose you.
43. I know you’re headed somewhere important in life.
44. You’re extremely funny.
45. You can do anything with your life because you’re great
at everything and very hard working.
46. I look up to and admire you and…
47. …I hope to be just like you when I grow up, well at
least somewhat like you.
48. You’re seriously great at anything and everything…
49. …and I’m extremely jealous of that fact.
50. I am SO proud of you.
BONUS
51. I love you little guy. Please promise me that we can
still be friends after mom and dad die and we live in different houses.
Miss you mucho!
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